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-Random quote: "Delta b over delta t"-

I'm sort of sick today, so my dream last night actually involved some sort of enormous matrix of... nose discharge. Not sure how much of that was just feeling it all over my face (which was disgusting).

So yes, I'm sick -- behold my short attempt at a post. The advantage is that about half the people I meet every day are sick too, so everything goes at a nice, slow pace and I don't have to worry about breathing on them. We can just talk as much as we want, not caring how many germs we spew onto each other.

Related fun fact: unless someone has sneezed or coughed into their hand, it's very unlikely that you'll get what they have by shaking their hand. Germs don't cross the skin barrier very well at all.

Reality check. Which is probably why we have skin to begin with.