Sunday, November 22, 2009

nd ntd aad

-Conversation quote: "snip in the but" [a horrific misspelling of "nip in the bud"]-

This week, I had a dream which contained a lady with a very fat cat. This cat was obese. Also, it had chubby human feet, which made it even more ACKKK to look at.

I have discovered a completely interminable dominoes game. I suppose technically speaking, the game has an end, but it is a game played to a certain number of rounds, one round for each possible double on the dominoes.

The set I was playing with was a double-twelve set. Yes, that makes 13 (not very short) rounds from beginning to end.

I was so sick of dominoes by the end. Here's a helpful tip: if anyone ever invites you into a game of Mexican train, run. Run far, far away.

Reality check. Weird thought: why do people sometimes refer to personal attraction as "magnetic"? You've got a 50-50 chance that the force is repulsive rather than attractive.

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