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-The Mole's Journal quote: "I don't even like grapes."-

Had another lovely human-relations-failure dream last night. You know, the ones where you speak your mind to someone (as inhibitions are much lower in dreamland) and it launches a massive, comically (well, looking back) inflated argument?

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Another thing I discovered on vacation was a sink and counter cleaning/polishing product called Gel-Gloss. Longtime readers will recall my fanaticism over bathroom cleanliness and Shininess -- which explains why I'm actually plugging for a product that sounds more worthy of an infomercial in my blog.

Basically, it's this varnish-like substance that comes in a rectangular pink can. You pour some on a cloth and rub it all over the counter and sink, wait for it to turn cloudy, then wipe it off with a clean cloth. And I speak literally when I say that the result feels like your countertop is made of cool butter. The way my relative (the one who introduced me to it) described it: "It makes the counter feel soft." Now, I didn't really believe this statement at first -- why would you want a soft countertop?? How could a countertop become soft? Grow a shag carpet?

After the application (and running my hand along the marble every bathroom visit thereafter), I can assure you that, yes, you do want a soft countertop. I plan to get it for myself as soon as I can.

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Reality check. So I'm slightly obsessed.