Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Whoa, awesomely weird dreams last night. One of them in particular involved living in a canyon (curiously situated in the middle of my kitchen) that was flown over by foreign starships. We didn't know if they were friendly or not, so a Han Solo-ish character started firing on them. Devastation ensued, I fled with someone else to a forest clearing, where we "wound up time" (??) and told "Han Solo" not to shoot at them. Then they came in to the canyon and I talked to their different clans, which each wore different-colored robes (but of course. I think "color coding" is somehow mandatory in fantasy stories).

Does height influence personality, or does personality influence height? Clearly, there is some correlation since the average height of CEO's is actually several inches taller than the national average for men. And, while conventional wisdom is not always correct, I have yet to meet a sho- excuse me, compactness-gifted individual who does not have an unusually developed ability to make people laugh.

It would make sense, I suppose, for them to be connected, since both are somewhat influenced by hormones... anyway, a nugget of thought to ponder.

Reality check. If you see Han Solo, tell him to ease up on that itchy trigger finger, okay?

2 comments:

  1. "compactness-gifted..."

    Hohoho. I don't know where it comes from, but somewhere down the line the DNA strands worked it right. Love your way with words.

    Height influences personality.

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  2. I've heard "height-challenged" used similarly. ;)

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